Just want to take this opportunity to say, the A5 road works
are the worst. With cold, blustery
weather in Leicester, and snow in Llanberis we had been expecting the worst
weather and a weekend walking and sipping tea in Pete’s Eats. Although the
bright side of this was that Joel could FINALLY buy himself some shoes from
V12. After a lengthy diversion around Shropshire we finally arrived at the Tan
Y Garth hut which was already warm and toasty, and people drifted off to sleep
after one beer.
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| Myomancy, HVS 5b |
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| Katie on her first HS |
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| Marie getting a bit scared! |

Callum’s excerpt from the Saturday:
“By the time Jack Knight and I had got to the base of our
first climb of the day, tops were already off, ringing in sweat we couldn’t believe
our luck with the weather. What was more unbelievable, so I hear, was the sight
of Jim in his boxers at the crag. While Jack begun the first pitch of One step
in the clouds, Remy was in the distance making his off-width section with Ellie
look far too easy. My attention was quickly brought back to Jack ‘the jamming
king’ Knight who, due to his mangled ribs, was desperately struggling to pull
through a 4b hand crack. However, after much deliberation he managed to torque
his way to the end of the pitch. This next bit shall be brief – concerning
pitch 2, I fucked it, and was very grumpy about it. The next climb we planned
on doing was Merlin Direct – which Jim and Sam had just finished. Some climbers
were on it so while we were waiting, this guy of which Saturday was his 50th
anniversary climbing in North Wales, told us about these two 5c and 6a routes
on Oberon slab to our right (one of them around E5…or so he reckoned). After
soloing up a severe to the right with a rope we set up a top rope and let these
routes amuse us for a while. Unfortunately the punter factor was high, as one
of the climbers on the route had jibbed out – thinking it a good idea to make a
belay half way up the first pitch. Thus we moved on, heading to Meshach (HVS
5a) while passing Jim as he heroically topped out of the awesome single pitch
50m E1 arête ‘The Plum’. Our last route of the day, Meshach, was easily the
best (and technically only) climb. We did finish a little late though and so
came back to a ‘slightly’ agitated bus under the cover of dark!”
Ellie’s excerpt from Saturday:
“Saturday morning’s clear skies enticingly promised a bright
day ahead as we jumped out of the van at Tremadog to begin the day. The
multipitch group had a very productive day, each groups picked a classic VS to
climb. This was quickly followed by a mass getting naked session to delayer
ourselves of the multiple thermals we’d brought in anticipation of a
snow-covered Wales! At this juncture it must sadly be noted that one of our
number decided it was an excellent idea to totally misread what is arguably THE
best multi-pitch VS in wales, ‘One Step in the Clouds’, and instead climb the
VDiff next to it!! He was suitably chastised later.
The day was spent ticking the array of excellent VS’s and
HVS’s that Tremadog Bwlch Y Moch boasts, my favourite being ‘Meshach’, HVS 5a
which Remy and I and later Callum and Jack climbed. Remy led some great pitches
including a VS 4c offwidth which I saw fit to throw at him as a warm up, meanwhile
Jim climbed ‘The Plum’ E1 5b which he was quoted as saying ‘nearly ate me’. His
utter horror and aversion of offwidths lead to him doing the hard way which
actually equates to E2! Poor Sam looked at little shell-shocked at the top-out,
after some nice VS and an HVS leads, seconding a desperate E1 was just the
adventure he wanted! Nah he loved it. Type 2 fun and all that! I must say
though that this was one of my favourite multipitching days ever, warm and
sunny and all the routes were just excellent!”
Jack’s excerpt from Sunday:
Whilst half the team stayed at Bus Stop Quarry, with the
plan of heading to the Serengeti afterwards, the other half, led by Amy, Callum
and I, hiked up to the sidings. Callum and I joined forces as a crack team of
punters and hiked up to do the Clash of the Titans and Plastic Soldiers, which
were epic routes. Afterwards we rushed back down to eat some lunch, with the
plan to get in the queue to climb Loonin’. However mid-mouthful Callum
exclaimed that he had left his jumper at the bottom of Clash. I laughed for a
second at his complete idiocy….before realising that I two had left my jacket
up there. Remy and Connor spent the day ticking many routes on the sidings,
with Remy taking a little whipper on a 6a (+?) after some comedic Bambi on ice
style foot slipping on the slate. After Callum and I had resolved our problem
we recruited Connor and Remy to second us on Loonin’, and after a coin toss I
got to lead first. With poor Toby (and
any other willing volunteer) in toe, Jack spent the day whizzing up and down
every route on the sidings in order to complete his 22 routes on his 22nd
birthday challenge. Despite widespread doubts regarding his abilities to
complete this challenge, what with him pretending to be a table the night
before, Jack finished his challenge as one of the last climbs in the evening as
we marched out of the quarries in the dark.
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| The weather wasn't so bad I guess |
Ellie’s excerpt from Sunday:
“Sunday was just as beautiful with clear skies all day. We
were really having a ‘golden’ weekend! We’d come half-resigned to no climbing
at all! Even Sam was at a loss for moaning material, and was forced to get all meta and moan about how there was nothing to moan about. It’s a hard life isn’t
it. Dinorwig quarries was as beautiful as ever : ) A group of us started the
day at Bus Stop Quarry (no walk in yay!) sampling the sport routes there which
turned out to be pretty good. I turned my attention to the trad and after
‘Solstice’ (an awesome VS which everyone should lead!) I got psyched for ‘Fools
Gold’ E1 5c, it looked utterly beautiful. Also utterly scary! Watching someone
second it and make it look ok helped give me the nerve to get on it. After a
good while figuring out the moves on the footless crux, I topped out
euphorically! Thanks Charlie and Marie for some beautiful photos!
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| Fools Gold |
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| Fools Gold |
After Jim had his dose of run out slab on ‘Gnat Attack’ E1
5b which Katie followed I think with no falls, we all headed up to Serengeti
area. Here Charlie climbed ‘Seamstress’ VS 4c a route she’d been wanting to do
for a while now. She walked up it! (time to do more VS’s!) ...albeit with
copious amounts of moaning! And I do
mean copious. At the same time I climbed ‘Seams the Same’ an E1 next door,
muttering obscenities to myself as I emerged to join Charlie, scared witless by
the unexpected entire top third run-out!! We also encountered two 13 year old wads
working an E7 on the same slab. Mouths may have dropped open when we heard that
one of them had just lead his first trad route round the corner: an E2. Katie
then got on the VS to. Having lead HS for the first time yesterday (2 of them)
was considered ample grounds for bullying her into pushing it further! Watching
her push herself to complete it was amazing, I was more gripped that when
climbing myself! We all stopped what we were doing (Jim was none too pleased as
I may possibly have been in the middle of belaying him on a 7a+) and basically
willed her through the tough bits by force of ‘come onnn Katie!!’ This she
responded to at one point by telling the kids next to us to ‘shut up!’ much to
our collective amusement! Apparently she thought it was Jim she was shouting
it, and felt bad about the misdirection of it later!
Jim continued working ‘Heading the Shot’ 7a+, before we headed
up to meet the others. The was day finished off with Jack, Callum and Sam
leading the classic ‘Looning the Tube’ HVS 5c (UKC says E1) in style. Marie
followed Sam with no falls either, finishing a good weekend for her too,
seconding 2 VS’s clean after the success of her first 2 Severe leads yesterday.
In fact there was hard sending and significant pushing of grades all round, as
I'm sure Jack and Callum’s sections will likewise testify to. I was really
impressed and I don't think I’ve been on a meet quite like it before!”
Back to Jack:
With dissertation stress and such, the prospect of a wet
miserable weekend didn’t at first appeal, but the sunshine we were blessed with
all weekend was exactly what the doctor ordered! The long weekend of ‘hard’
sending left me absolutely drained on the bus, and I woke up just as I heard Jim
ask if anyone had a carrot; you won’t catch me out that easily!









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